Day 24 Quotes

“So what's the catch?”

“That's the best part, there is none!”

“So you're telling me you're selling the same shoes as the retailers. But for half price, with no catch.”

“Yup”

“You're lying, they have to be fakes.”

“Don't you trust me man? Would I sell fake shoes to you knowingly?”

“Yeah, remember the legit Gucci flip flops you sold me?”

“They looked real to me, I had no idea.”

“Right. What about that black spot on the left shoe?”

“Just some dust, I'll wipe it off really quick.”

“It's spreading. Yeah, you're just rubbing that ink into the shoes.”

It’ll come out in the wash.”

“I'm going to pass on the shoes.”

“I'll give them to you for 50 bucks.”

“Twenty.” 

“Twenty and I'm just losing money. Thirty.”

“Twenty five.”

“Please? Thirty is fair?”

“I don't even know if that ink will wipe off, twenty five.”

“Fine, deal. Wasn't a pleasure doing business with you/”

“Yeah, same to you.”